What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
Donut even think about taking another donut!
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.