How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.