When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
Donut even think about taking another donut!
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.