This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!