I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!