This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.