What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.