What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!