Chocolate Puns

Welcome to the sweetest puns we have! These Chocolate Puns will have you melting from the laughter!

Chocolate Puns

Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.