I’m chocolate to my appointment!
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.