I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE