I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way