When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses?
Build a roquefort.
When shouldn't you believe a word your cheese is saying? When it's too Gouda to be true.
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
How do you know it’s getting kind of serious with a cheese lover?
They tell you they are pretty fondue you.
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?
“I dis a brie.”
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese.
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.
When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
What do you call cheese who attends art openings?
Cultured.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
Have a gouda day!
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
What cheese should you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone.
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops? Swiss!
What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort.
Did you hear about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese?
It’s a hole business strategy.
What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read."
Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup?
It got provolonely.
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
What did the cheese call himself after he got dumped?
Forever provolone.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese? He double Gloucester!