Bread Puns

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Bread Puns

Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”