Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.