Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.