Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
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