Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
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