Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
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