Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
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