Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
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