What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
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