Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.