Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
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