Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
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