Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
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