What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.