Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
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