Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
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