How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
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