How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
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