Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.