What's 6 inches long, pink and makes my girlfriend moan all day?
Have you heard the one about the lesbian that took Viagra? She couldn't get her tongue back in her mouth for a month.
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis, her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue.
What do the Mafia and a pu**y have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep sh*t.