Film

Yesterday I paid a stranger to knock me unconscious,
shove a foreign object up my butt and film the whole thing!
Or as my doctor insists on calling it... a colonoscopy
What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film?
Licence to Krill.
R2D2 is the most obscene character in film history
They had to beep out every word he said.
I watched a good film about fishing last night.
It had a great cast.
Man in a cinema watching a cowboy film.
A stagecoach pulls up, man 1 turns to his neighbour and says "I bet you a tenner that the first cowboy bangs his head on the doorframe." Man 2 accepts the bet. The first guy out banged his head so man 2 pays up.

Man 1 feels guilty and gives back the tenner, says "I'm sorry, I saw this film last week, it made me feel bad taking your money."

Man 2 says "So did I, but I didn't think he'd be daft enough to do it again."
What did the Hollywood film director say to the young neuron that wanted to be an actor?
"Hey kid, you've got potential."
Researching the Wife
Researching the Wife An important politician was seen moving around with a film actress for a couple of months, with whom he finally decided to plunge into matrimony. But being cautious, he hired a private detective for the job of looking into her past and finding out if she had any previous affairs with any men. After a few days, the politician at last received his detective's report, which went like this: "Sir, this lady has a spotless reputation. Her past is clear, her family and friends all come from a very respectable background. No one has anything against her character. But yes, according to my sources, for the last couple of months she's been frequently seen flirting with a politician with a dubious reputation."
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What was the shark’s favorite Tim Burton film?
Edward Scissorfins.
What is a ghost peppers favorite Leonardo Dicaprio film? Catch me if you Cayenne.