Film Jokes

Man in a cinema watching a cowboy film.
A stagecoach pulls up, man 1 turns to his neighbour and says "I bet you a tenner that the first cowboy bangs his head on the doorframe." Man 2 accepts the bet. The first guy out banged his head so man 2 pays up.

Man 1 feels guilty and gives back the tenner, says "I'm sorry, I saw this film last week, it made me feel bad taking your money."

Man 2 says "So did I, but I didn't think he'd be daft enough to do it again."
What is a ghost peppers favorite Leonardo Dicaprio film? Catch me if you Cayenne.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
What did the Hollywood film director say to the young neuron that wanted to be an actor?
"Hey kid, you've got potential."
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
What’s a gardener’s favorite Harrison Ford film? Raiders of the Lost Bark.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What is a skeleton’s favorite type of film to watch?
A spine-tingler.
What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film?
Licence to Krill.
Yesterday I paid a stranger to knock me unconscious,
shove a foreign object up my butt and film the whole thing!
Or as my doctor insists on calling it... a colonoscopy
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
Have you seen that film about the onion that turns into a spider?
It's called Shallot's Web
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
Mobile phones have been around longer than people think.
I was watching this film the other day and heard Sir Lancelot ask someone to fetch his charger.
Researching the Fiancé An important politician was seen moving around with a film actress for a couple of months, with whom he finally decided to plunge into matrimony. But, being cautious, he hired a private detective for the job of looking into her past and finding out if she had any previous affairs with any men. After a few days, the politician at last received his detective's report, which went like this: "Sir, this lady has a spotless reputation. Her past is clear, her family and friends all come from a very respectable background. No one has anything against her character. But yes, according to my sources, for the last couple of months she's been frequently seen flirting with a politician with a dubious reputation."
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