Film Jokes

Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film?
Licence to Krill.
Have you seen that film about the onion that turns into a spider?
It's called Shallot's Web
Mobile phones have been around longer than people think.
I was watching this film the other day and heard Sir Lancelot ask someone to fetch his charger.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
Yesterday I paid a stranger to knock me unconscious,
shove a foreign object up my butt and film the whole thing!
Or as my doctor insists on calling it... a colonoscopy
Man in a cinema watching a cowboy film.
A stagecoach pulls up, man 1 turns to his neighbour and says "I bet you a tenner that the first cowboy bangs his head on the doorframe." Man 2 accepts the bet. The first guy out banged his head so man 2 pays up.

Man 1 feels guilty and gives back the tenner, says "I'm sorry, I saw this film last week, it made me feel bad taking your money."

Man 2 says "So did I, but I didn't think he'd be daft enough to do it again."
What’s a gardener’s favorite Harrison Ford film? Raiders of the Lost Bark.
What is a ghost peppers favorite Leonardo Dicaprio film? Catch me if you Cayenne.
Researching the Fiancé An important politician was seen moving around with a film actress for a couple of months, with whom he finally decided to plunge into matrimony. But, being cautious, he hired a private detective for the job of looking into her past and finding out if she had any previous affairs with any men. After a few days, the politician at last received his detective's report, which went like this: "Sir, this lady has a spotless reputation. Her past is clear, her family and friends all come from a very respectable background. No one has anything against her character. But yes, according to my sources, for the last couple of months she's been frequently seen flirting with a politician with a dubious reputation."
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
What did the Hollywood film director say to the young neuron that wanted to be an actor?
"Hey kid, you've got potential."
What is a skeleton’s favorite type of film to watch?
A spine-tingler.
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