A hydrogen molecule gets arrested. His mother comes down to the police station to bail him out. She is met by the detective working the case. I don’t understand it, says the mother. Hydrogen was always a good kid. I never had any problems til he met oxygen. Don’t worry, says the detective. The situation is fluid but he won’t be charged.
A detective was interviewing the victim of an assault. The victim described the assailant as a leather box with a handle on it. The culprit was arrested 30 minutes later. It was a brief case.
Two friends were hanging out. One asks the other: "Hey, do you know about the famous detective that can't do bowel movements?" The other friend replies: "No sh** Sherlock, of course I do!"
I knew a detective who always wore a cat costume. One day I asked him why. He told me "I am always in purrsuit."
Why has the prosthesis dealer become a private detective? He has a nose for these things.
What does a short sighted detective wear? Suspectacles
What do you call a detective who is also a real estate agent? Sherlock Homes
Researching the Wife
An important politician was seen moving around with a film actress for a couple of months, with whom he finally decided to plunge into matrimony.
But being cautious, he hired a private detective for the job of looking into her past and finding out if she had any previous affairs with any men.
After a few days, the politician at last received his detective's report, which went like this:
"Sir, this lady has a spotless reputation. Her past is clear, her family and friends all come from a very respectable background. No one has anything against her character.
But yes, according to my sources, for the last couple of months she's been frequently seen flirting with a politician with a dubious reputation."