When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.