"Every garden is unique with a multitude of choices in soils, plants and themes. Finding your garden theme is as easy as seeing what brings a smile to your face."
- Teresa Watkins
"I have no plants in my house. They won't live for me. Some of them don't even wait to die, they commit suicide."
- Jerry Seinfeld
"A man should never plant a garden larger than his wife can take care of."
- T.H. Everett
“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”
— Anonymous
"Even if the farmer intends to loaf, he gets up in time to get an early start."
- E.W. Howe
"There's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's."
- Clyde Moore
“Gardening. Cheaper than therapy (until your spouse adds up the receipts).”
— Anonymous
A weed is a plant that is not only in the wrong place but intends to stay.”
— Sara Stein
“I’m not aging, I just need repotting.”
— Anonymous
All gardeners know better than other gardeners.”
— Chinese Proverb
"What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back, with a hinge in it."
- Charles Dudley Warner
"A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken."
- James Dent
“You know you’re a gardener when you’re happy to devote three months of your life growing tomatoes to save $1.27.”
— Anonymous
“Don’t wear perfume in the garden – unless you want to be pollinated by bees.”
— Anne Raver
"I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I am going to get a tractor that small!"
- Steven Wright
Growth takes time. Be patient. And while you’re waiting, pull a weed.
— Emilie Barnes
"Bulb: potential flower buried in Autumn, never to be seen again."
- Henry Beard
“Gardeners know the best dirt.”
— Anonymous
"Gardening requires lots of water - most of it in the form of perspiration."
- Lou Erickson
"A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows."
- Doug Larson
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