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St. Patrick's Day Puns
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
Vehicle Puns
Car puns are really tiring
Werewolf Puns
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
History Puns
Immanuel doesn't pun, he Kant.
Laundry Puns
Laundry puns?
I got loads of them.
Turkey Puns
In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated? Turkey.
What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot
Who dosent eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed.
Turtle Puns
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
Puns
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.
He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
Not all math puns are bad.
Just sum.
An unlucky skydiver's last pun: 'Ah chute!'
A Pun, a Play on Words, and a Limerick walk into a bar....
No Joke.
Bone Puns
I find bone puns very
Humerus.
Egg Puns
Egg puns are the most egg-citing.
Bowling Puns
There is a commonality between a thanksgiving and a bowler guest. They both love turkey.
Thanksgiving Puns
Which country hates Thanksgiving?
Turkey
What's a dancer's favorite Thanksgiving food?
Twerky
I was prepping the raw turkey for Thanksgiving dinner
It was fowl.
What is a teddy bear’s favorite Thanksgiving food?
Stuffing!
What do people in New Mexico eat on thanksgiving?
an Albuturquey
A guy ate only metal bars for thanksgiving
He was gratefull
I was going to smoke a turkey this Thanksgiving.
But they banned flavored vapes.
What do you call a turkey after Thanksgiving?
Lucky.
Mother Puns
These aren't your mom's puns, these are your sisters puns. Tam-puns
The Impatient Mother-in-Law
A couple invites their family over for Thanksgiving night and invites the whole family to spend the holiday and meal together. The family gathers, but the couple's children are late and the mother-in-law complains aloud: "Ugh, your children, always late." Eventually, everyone comes and sits down to eat, the mother-in-law insists on sitting at the head of the table and no one has the strength to argue with her. After a few minutes, the hungry mother-in-law begins to complain: "Ugh, what's with the food here, why is it always late?" A few minutes later, the couple bring out the meal they have prepared for their family, mostly cooked by the wife. Everyone eats and the evening continues. While they are in the middle of their main course, the mother-in-law says: "Ugh, I better start clearing the dishes so we can at least move on to the last dish on time." A mere second after she gets up, the large wall clock hanging over the head of the table falls down, reducing her chair to pieces and almost hitting her. Everyone is in shock until the bride mumbles to herself: "Ugh, this clock... always late."
Pea Puns
Peas excuse how bad this pun is.
Potato Puns
Potato puns are a-peeling.
Pumpkin Puns
I'm the pun King of Halloween.
Chemistry Puns
Wanna hear a pun about gold? AU!
Eye Puns
Bad puns are how eye roll.
This eye pun couldn't be any cornea.
One Liners for Kids
What kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving? A turkey!
Mushroom Puns
Mushroom puns are the best for any occasion. They are very portabella.
Bread Puns
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
Meat Puns
No one likes sausage puns, they are the wurst!
Dad Puns
The only good pun is a dad pun
but who am I kidding?
Salad Puns
I had a salad pun, but I tossed it
Thanksgiving Jokes
What can never ever be eaten for Thanksgiving dinner?

Thanksgiving breakfast.
What two animals get stuffed on Thanksgiving? Turkeys and people after Thanksgiving dinner.
What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY.
What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot.
Who doesn't eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey - because it is always stuffed!
What is the best Thanksgiving cookie?

One baked with May-flour.
What is a good name for post-Thanksgiving constipation?

Turkey in suspense.
Pun Puns
How were these puns about puns?
They were pun-questionably pun-fortunate!
How would you describe a pun about a pun?
They're pun-ishingly bad!
What did the pun mom say to the new pun dad?
We have a pun in the oven!
What a pun's dream job?
To be an acu-pun-cturist!
What's a pun's best trait?
His pun-ctuality!
What type of apartment does a pun live in?
The pun-thouse!
Puns make me numb, but math puns make me...
Number.
Why was the pun a bad comedian?
He never got the pun-chline right!
What happened when the pun misbehaved in school?
He was pun-alized with detention!
Why did the two puns go to camp together?
They wanted to be pun-kmates!
What did the pun say to his annoying colleague?
You're being pun-reasonable right now!
Have you ever tried to write your own puns?
It's a fairly difficult pun-dertaking!
Why did the pun fail his English class?
He didn't use proper pun-ctuation!
WOOD you tell give some wood puns?
What's a pun's favorite movie?
It's a Punderful Life!
Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?