“Hiking is the only slightly less ugly stepsister of running.” – Lindy Hughes
“When asked about my hiking plan I answered “Let’s summit up”.”
“I might look like I am listening to you, but in my mind, I am hiking.”
“There. Right there is where you lost your darn mind!”
“If there’s one thing I’ve learned from hiking, it’s that the early bird gets the face full of spider webs.”
“I just wanna kick it in the woods with my birches.”
“If the winter is too cold and the summer is too hot, you are not a hiker.”
“Camping is not a date; its an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home.”
“When life gives you mountains, put those boots and start hiking.”
“Climbing to the top of the mountain is fun, but everything is just downhill from there.”
"Going on a hike is like having your car break down but on purpose."
- John Lyon
“To hike is to complain.” – Dean Johnston
“You are as helpful as a blister on a hike.”
“I chose the road less traveled and now I don’t know where I am.”
“What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally sh** myself lifeless.” – Bill Bryson
"I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel."
- Fran Lebowitz
“Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.” - Steven Wright
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“Hiking—much like drinking—is something that sounds more fun to the uninitiated than it actually is.” – Mindy McGinnis
“Where are we? About halfway…to somewhere.”
“Sleeping bags are the most soft tacos of the bear’s world.”
“At some point in life, the world’s beauty becomes enough.”
“Bring a compass. It’s awkward when you have to eat your friends.”
“Some people walk in the rain; others just get wet.” – Roger Miller
“If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn’t lead anywhere.” – Frank A. Clark
“Hiking is just walking where it’s okay to pee.” – Demetri Martin
“Did you know the actual difference between hill and hell is just a fine line?”
“I don’t get it. The trail looked so flat on the map.”
“Always hike with someone in worse shape than you. The bears out there will know.”
"Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs."
- Fran Lebowitz
"The closer you are to nature the further you are from idiots.”
"Camping is a humanitarian effort to help feed hungry mosquitoes."
- Melanie White
“I bought a new jacket for a hiking trip. It’s called a trail blazer.”
"My idea of camping is falling asleep on the couch with the window open."
- Clarke Kant
"I'd like to connect with nature but there's no USB port" - Dan Masso
“Mountains have a way of dealing with overconfidence.” – Hermann Buhl