"Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs."
- Fran Lebowitz
“What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally sh** myself lifeless.” – Bill Bryson
“When asked about my hiking plan I answered “Let’s summit up”.”
“Did you know the actual difference between hill and hell is just a fine line?”