“Due to lack of interest. Monday has been canceled.”
“Monday, you're so jealous of my relationship with Sunday because I am so happy to see you leave!”
“Monday: nothing a bit of shopping can’t fix.”
“This is the mondayest Monday that ever mondayed.”
“SMONDAY: The moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in.”
“It’s just another manic Monday. I wish it was Sunday. ‘Cause, that’s my fun day. My, I don’t have to run day.”
— Prince Rogers Nelson
“My Week is like: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Blink, Monday.”
“I hate mornings and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am entirely happy.”
“If Monday were a person, it would be a boring friend who always forces us to do what we don’t want.”
“This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.”
– Lisa Mantchev
“Monday is almost Tuesday, which is not so far from Wednesday which is neighboring Thursday, and Friday. Enjoy your day!”
“I don’t like when I'm all stress-free and peacefully relaxing on the couch and then, out of nowhere, Monday comes along and punches you right off the couch!”
“Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.”
“Someone should enact a holiday that honors all people who turn up for work on Mondays.”
“I’ve drank multiple cups of coffee, and Monday isn’t looking any better. Hey – give me a beer. Let’s see if that helps.”
“Dear Monday, my mama doesn’t like you and she likes everyone.”
“I don’t like Sunday nights because you have to wake up to a Monday morning.”
“At the end of a rainbow, there’s a pot of gold. But when the weekend comes to an end, there’s only a Monday.”
“I really don’t play well with others on a Monday. Can I skip today and just start again with Tuesday?”
“I'm always in a bad mood on Monday morning. It makes me hate everything for no reason whatsoever.”
“If each day is a “gift,” I’d like to know where I can return the Monday.”
“Why is Monday so far from Friday? And why is Friday so close to Monday?”
“Monday: One of those days when even when your coffee needs a coffee.”
“Hello and welcome to Monday. Do you take sugar, cream, or Valium in your morning coffee?”
“Good morning. Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.”
“Is it Monday already? I’m almost positive I did not get my entire portion of the weekend.”
“Monday should be optional.”
“We interrupt your happiness to bring you Mondays. Don’t worry, you’re regularly scheduled happiness will resume again on Friday.”
“Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“Sunday morning my head is bad. But it's worth all the time I had. But I've got to go and get some rest. For Monday is a mess!”
– Dave Bartholomew, Blue Monday
“Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.”
— Jarod Kintz
“Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really.”
– Arthur Darvill
“If I was elected president, the first thing I would do would be to eliminate all Mondays and lengthen the weekend one more day.”
“Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue.”
– George Leedy
“Roses are red, Mondays are hard. I’m not good at poetry. COFFEE.”
“I really need a day in-between Sunday and Monday.”
“Never make your favorite song the alarm for Monday morning; you’ll hate it for years.”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“May your coffee be extra strong, and your Monday be extra short.”
“Monday I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee.”
“You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.”
— Andrea L’Artiste
“Take a deep breath and try to relax. I promise – Monday will be over soon.”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends — but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.”
“Enjoy every second of Sunday, for when you least expect Monday comes to haunt you.”
“The worst moment today has happened. That was when the alarm went off and I realized it was Monday.”
“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.”
— Rebecca Gober
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.”