“Monday again? Is it every week now?”
“If I was elected president, the first thing I would do would be to eliminate all Mondays and lengthen the weekend one more day.”
“I'm always in a bad mood on Monday morning. It makes me hate everything for no reason whatsoever.”
“Unfortunately, I did not become a millionaire over the weekend, so I have to return to work on Monday.”
“If Monday were a person, it would be a boring friend who always forces us to do what we don’t want.”
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.”
“I really don’t play well with others on a Monday. Can I skip today and just start again with Tuesday?”
“Monday should be optional.”
“Hello, Monday! May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?”
“Hello and welcome to Monday. Do you take sugar, cream, or Valium in your morning coffee?”
“Is it Monday already? I’m almost positive I did not get my entire portion of the weekend.”
“Someone should enact a holiday that honors all people who turn up for work on Mondays.”
“This is the mondayest Monday that ever mondayed.”
“The worst moment today has happened. That was when the alarm went off and I realized it was Monday.”
“You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.”
— Andrea L’Artiste
“Roses are red, Mondays are hard. I’m not good at poetry. COFFEE.”
“Due to lack of interest. Monday has been canceled.”
“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”
“Dear Monday, my mama doesn’t like you and she likes everyone.”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue.”
– George Leedy
“I’ve drank multiple cups of coffee, and Monday isn’t looking any better. Hey – give me a beer. Let’s see if that helps.”
“Monday, you're so jealous of my relationship with Sunday because I am so happy to see you leave!”
“Enjoy every second of Sunday, for when you least expect Monday comes to haunt you.”
“My Week is like: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Blink, Monday.”
“May your coffee be extra strong, and your Monday be extra short.”
“Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.”
“At the end of a rainbow, there’s a pot of gold. But when the weekend comes to an end, there’s only a Monday.”
“Good morning. Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“I hate mornings and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am entirely happy.”
“If each day is a “gift,” I’d like to know where I can return the Monday.”
“This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.”
– Lisa Mantchev
“Dear Mondays, I really think that you should take a holiday. Believe me, no one will even miss you.”
“Sunday morning my head is bad. But it's worth all the time I had. But I've got to go and get some rest. For Monday is a mess!”
– Dave Bartholomew, Blue Monday
“Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.”
– Garry Moll
“Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.”
— Jarod Kintz
“Monday is almost Tuesday, which is not so far from Wednesday which is neighboring Thursday, and Friday. Enjoy your day!”
“We interrupt your happiness to bring you Mondays. Don’t worry, you’re regularly scheduled happiness will resume again on Friday.”
“I don’t like Sunday nights because you have to wake up to a Monday morning.”
“Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“The only certainty in this life is that Monday comes for everyone. A little humor to face at the beginning of the week always goes well. How about starting Monday smiling?”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends — but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.”
“Set your clocks at the start of the weekend so that you know just how much fun time you get to have. Then smash your clocks so you won't know when Monday starts.”
“May your coffee be strong and your Monday productive.”
“It’s just another manic Monday. I wish it was Sunday. ‘Cause, that’s my fun day. My, I don’t have to run day.”
— Prince Rogers Nelson
“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!”
“If Monday was a gift, I would happily return it to the person who gave it to me.”
“Why is Monday so far from Friday? And why is Friday so close to Monday?”
“Monday: One of those days when even when your coffee needs a coffee.”