“May your coffee be extra strong, and your Monday be extra short.”
“SMONDAY: The moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in.”
“Sunday morning my head is bad. But it's worth all the time I had. But I've got to go and get some rest. For Monday is a mess!”
– Dave Bartholomew, Blue Monday
“Is it Monday already? I’m almost positive I did not get my entire portion of the weekend.”
“I have decided to cast my vote for any political candidate whose platform adds Monday to the weekend.”
“We interrupt your happiness to bring you Mondays. Don’t worry, you’re regularly scheduled happiness will resume again on Friday.”
“You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.”
— Andrea L’Artiste
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.”
— Julio Alexi Genao
“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.”
“If each day is a “gift,” I’d like to know where I can return the Monday.”
“I hate mornings and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am entirely happy.”
“Set your clocks at the start of the weekend so that you know just how much fun time you get to have. Then smash your clocks so you won't know when Monday starts.”
“Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue.”
– George Leedy
“Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.”
— Rebecca Gober
“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!”
“Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“May your coffee be strong and your Monday productive.”
“Monday should be optional.”
“Monday I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee.”
“The worst moment today has happened. That was when the alarm went off and I realized it was Monday.”
“Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.”
“Take a deep breath and try to relax. I promise – Monday will be over soon.”
“I'm always in a bad mood on Monday morning. It makes me hate everything for no reason whatsoever.”
“Why is Monday so far from Friday? And why is Friday so close to Monday?”
“Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.”
— Jarod Kintz
“Dear Mondays, I really think that you should take a holiday. Believe me, no one will even miss you.”
“Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really.”
– Arthur Darvill
“Someone should enact a holiday that honors all people who turn up for work on Mondays.”
“Good morning. Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“At the end of a rainbow, there’s a pot of gold. But when the weekend comes to an end, there’s only a Monday.”
“It’s just another manic Monday. I wish it was Sunday. ‘Cause, that’s my fun day. My, I don’t have to run day.”
— Prince Rogers Nelson