“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“SMONDAY: The moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in.”
“Monday should be optional.”
“You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.”
— Andrea L’Artiste
“Dear Mondays, I really think that you should take a holiday. Believe me, no one will even miss you.”
“I'm always in a bad mood on Monday morning. It makes me hate everything for no reason whatsoever.”
“Monday: One of those days when even when your coffee needs a coffee.”
“The only certainty in this life is that Monday comes for everyone. A little humor to face at the beginning of the week always goes well. How about starting Monday smiling?”
“Monday is almost Tuesday, which is not so far from Wednesday which is neighboring Thursday, and Friday. Enjoy your day!”
“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!”
“The worst moment today has happened. That was when the alarm went off and I realized it was Monday.”
“Sunday morning my head is bad. But it's worth all the time I had. But I've got to go and get some rest. For Monday is a mess!”
– Dave Bartholomew, Blue Monday
“If Monday was a gift, I would happily return it to the person who gave it to me.”
“Someone should enact a holiday that honors all people who turn up for work on Mondays.”
“May your coffee be strong and your Monday productive.”
“If I was elected president, the first thing I would do would be to eliminate all Mondays and lengthen the weekend one more day.”
“Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.”
“Never make your favorite song the alarm for Monday morning; you’ll hate it for years.”
“Roses are red, Mondays are hard. I’m not good at poetry. COFFEE.”
“Take a deep breath and try to relax. I promise – Monday will be over soon.”
“Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue.”
– George Leedy
“Monday again? Is it every week now?”
“If Monday were a person, it would be a boring friend who always forces us to do what we don’t want.”
“I hate mornings and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am entirely happy.”
“May your coffee be extra strong, and your Monday be extra short.”
“We interrupt your happiness to bring you Mondays. Don’t worry, you’re regularly scheduled happiness will resume again on Friday.”
“If each day is a “gift,” I’d like to know where I can return the Monday.”
“I don’t like when I'm all stress-free and peacefully relaxing on the couch and then, out of nowhere, Monday comes along and punches you right off the couch!”
“I’ve drank multiple cups of coffee, and Monday isn’t looking any better. Hey – give me a beer. Let’s see if that helps.”
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.”
“Is it Monday already? I’m almost positive I did not get my entire portion of the weekend.”