“Monday: One of those days when even when your coffee needs a coffee.”
“May your coffee be strong and your Monday productive.”
“My Week is like: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Blink, Monday.”
“Is it Monday already? I’m almost positive I did not get my entire portion of the weekend.”
“SMONDAY: The moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in.”
“Sunday morning my head is bad. But it's worth all the time I had. But I've got to go and get some rest. For Monday is a mess!”
– Dave Bartholomew, Blue Monday
“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”
“Monday, you're so jealous of my relationship with Sunday because I am so happy to see you leave!”
“Never make your favorite song the alarm for Monday morning; you’ll hate it for years.”
“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.”
“Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.”
– Garry Moll
“We interrupt your happiness to bring you Mondays. Don’t worry, you’re regularly scheduled happiness will resume again on Friday.”
“The worst moment today has happened. That was when the alarm went off and I realized it was Monday.”
“I’ve drank multiple cups of coffee, and Monday isn’t looking any better. Hey – give me a beer. Let’s see if that helps.”
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.”
“Monday I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee.”
“If each day is a “gift,” I’d like to know where I can return the Monday.”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“I'm always in a bad mood on Monday morning. It makes me hate everything for no reason whatsoever.”
“Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue.”
– George Leedy
“If Monday were a person, it would be a boring friend who always forces us to do what we don’t want.”
“Monday: nothing a bit of shopping can’t fix.”
“Monday again? Is it every week now?”
“I hate mornings and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am entirely happy.”
“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!”
“Take a deep breath and try to relax. I promise – Monday will be over soon.”
“Good morning. Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“Enjoy every second of Sunday, for when you least expect Monday comes to haunt you.”
“I really need a day in-between Sunday and Monday.”
“I have decided to cast my vote for any political candidate whose platform adds Monday to the weekend.”
“I really don’t play well with others on a Monday. Can I skip today and just start again with Tuesday?”
“If I was elected president, the first thing I would do would be to eliminate all Mondays and lengthen the weekend one more day.”