“I'm always in a bad mood on Monday morning. It makes me hate everything for no reason whatsoever.”
“Sunday morning my head is bad. But it's worth all the time I had. But I've got to go and get some rest. For Monday is a mess!”
– Dave Bartholomew, Blue Monday
“May your coffee be strong and your Monday productive.”
“It’s just another manic Monday. I wish it was Sunday. ‘Cause, that’s my fun day. My, I don’t have to run day.”
— Prince Rogers Nelson
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“Why is Monday so far from Friday? And why is Friday so close to Monday?”
“Dear Mondays, I really think that you should take a holiday. Believe me, no one will even miss you.”
“Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.”
“This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.”
– Lisa Mantchev
“I have decided to cast my vote for any political candidate whose platform adds Monday to the weekend.”
“Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“If Monday were a person, it would be a boring friend who always forces us to do what we don’t want.”
“Someone should enact a holiday that honors all people who turn up for work on Mondays.”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“Good morning. Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.”
– Garry Moll
“Monday I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee.”
“Monday, you're so jealous of my relationship with Sunday because I am so happy to see you leave!”
“At the end of a rainbow, there’s a pot of gold. But when the weekend comes to an end, there’s only a Monday.”
“Hello, Monday! May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?”
“Take a deep breath and try to relax. I promise – Monday will be over soon.”
“Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue.”
– George Leedy
“If each day is a “gift,” I’d like to know where I can return the Monday.”
“I don’t like when I'm all stress-free and peacefully relaxing on the couch and then, out of nowhere, Monday comes along and punches you right off the couch!”
“Is it Monday already? I’m almost positive I did not get my entire portion of the weekend.”
“We interrupt your happiness to bring you Mondays. Don’t worry, you’re regularly scheduled happiness will resume again on Friday.”
“Never make your favorite song the alarm for Monday morning; you’ll hate it for years.”
“Due to lack of interest. Monday has been canceled.”
“May your coffee be extra strong, and your Monday be extra short.”
“Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.”
— Jarod Kintz
“My Week is like: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Blink, Monday.”
“Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.”
— Rebecca Gober