“Set your clocks at the start of the weekend so that you know just how much fun time you get to have. Then smash your clocks so you won't know when Monday starts.”
“Monday is almost Tuesday, which is not so far from Wednesday which is neighboring Thursday, and Friday. Enjoy your day!”
“If each day is a “gift,” I’d like to know where I can return the Monday.”
“If I was elected president, the first thing I would do would be to eliminate all Mondays and lengthen the weekend one more day.”
“Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.”
— Rebecca Gober
“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.”
“Dear Mondays, I really think that you should take a holiday. Believe me, no one will even miss you.”
“Enjoy every second of Sunday, for when you least expect Monday comes to haunt you.”
“If Monday was a gift, I would happily return it to the person who gave it to me.”
“I really need a day in-between Sunday and Monday.”
“You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.”
— Andrea L’Artiste
“Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“I don’t like when I'm all stress-free and peacefully relaxing on the couch and then, out of nowhere, Monday comes along and punches you right off the couch!”
“We interrupt your happiness to bring you Mondays. Don’t worry, you’re regularly scheduled happiness will resume again on Friday.”
“This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.”
– Lisa Mantchev
“Monday I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee.”
“Monday again? Is it every week now?”
“Is it Monday already? I’m almost positive I did not get my entire portion of the weekend.”
“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”
“Take a deep breath and try to relax. I promise – Monday will be over soon.”
“I’ve drank multiple cups of coffee, and Monday isn’t looking any better. Hey – give me a beer. Let’s see if that helps.”
“I really don’t play well with others on a Monday. Can I skip today and just start again with Tuesday?”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“Monday: nothing a bit of shopping can’t fix.”
“I hate mornings and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am entirely happy.”
“Roses are red, Mondays are hard. I’m not good at poetry. COFFEE.”
“Sunday morning my head is bad. But it's worth all the time I had. But I've got to go and get some rest. For Monday is a mess!”
– Dave Bartholomew, Blue Monday
“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!”
“I'm always in a bad mood on Monday morning. It makes me hate everything for no reason whatsoever.”
“If Monday were a person, it would be a boring friend who always forces us to do what we don’t want.”
“The worst moment today has happened. That was when the alarm went off and I realized it was Monday.”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”