"When I was young, I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties, I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then, and I’m labeled senile." - George Burns
"Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years." - Oscar Wilde
"All men are the same age." - Dorothy Parker
"Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese." – Billie Burke
""Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest." - Larry Lorenzoni
"Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too." – Lionel Kauffman
"I’m so old that my blood type is discontinued." - Bill Dane
"The years between 50 and 70 are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down." - T.S. Elliot
"Looking fifty is great—if you’re sixty." - Joan Rivers
"The idea is to die young as late as possible." - Ashley Montagu