“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!”
— C.S. Lewis
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown