“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
— Unknown
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!”
— C.S. Lewis
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown