"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
— Unknown
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown