“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
— Unknown
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!”
— C.S. Lewis
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
— Unknown
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor