My friends and I are in search of some fresh vegetables puns.
Please lettuce know if you find any.
I think therefore I yam.
Egg-Plant a kiss on me.
Everybody romaine calm.
I yam what I yam.
My wife said I only eat white tasteless vegetables...
Well, not neciCelery.
What a spud muffin.
Did you hear about that show that tests the listening skills of vegetables?
Its tests the ears of its corn-testants.
I must confess that I've started stealing vegetables from the local grocery...
I can't help it! I get to the store and I have to take a leek!
You used to call me on my cell-ery phone.
Michelle Obama’s favorite vegetable? Barack-oli.
Who is the best kung fu vegetable?
Brocc lee.
What vegetable isnt allowed on cruise ships?
Leeks.
A carrot went to a football game.
Wonder who it was rooting for.
I'd tell you about a girl that eats nothing but vegetables,
but I'm sure you've herbivore.
Time to celery-brate.
What are a submissive's favorite vegetables?
Collared greens.
What should you do if you drop a root vegetable face down?
Turnip over.
The veggie lover was a total stalk-er.
Where do vegetables keep their money?
In the credit onion.
I love you from my head tomato
What vegetable is kind of cool?
The Radish.
I need to take this picture for my instayam
"Darling, shall we buy some vegetables for tonight?"
"Yes, lettuce!"
What is the executioner’s favorite vegetable?
A head of lettuce.
Bad vegetable puns are dreadful.
It’s a truly rotten experience.
You're about half as likely to die from a vegetable pun as you artichoke.
What did the vegetable say at the party?
Lettuce turnip the beet!