What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.