When I was younger, I once smashed up a nest of heron's eggs.
No egrets.
Because the platypus both lays eggs and produces milk,
It is one of the few animals that can make its own custard.
How does a hen leave its house?
Through the eggs-it.
What does a meditating egg say?
Ohmmmmmmmlet.
Where's the best place to get information about eggs?
The hen-cyclopedia.
Why did the hen lay her egg on the axe?
She wanted to hatchet.
What sport are eggs best at?
Running.
Eggs - the original boneless chicken.
Why do hens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they'd break.
How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it?
By dropping it seven feet. It won’t break for the first six.
If you can't beat them...
Just have your eggs fried.
How did the egg get up the hill?
It scrambled up.
Who tells the best egg jokes?
Comedi-hens.
I was walking past the store today when I saw a sign saying, "All items one-third off."
So I bought a dozen eggs. Unfortunately four of them were rotten.
Why can't you tease egg whites?
Because they can't take a yolk.
I saw an egg behaving oddly today.
It was probably just a bit egg-centric.
What's a hen's favorite shipping company?
Federal Egg-spress.
Why did the one legged clown leave the cheese circus? Because he couldn't get his stilton.
What do you get if a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
Who wrote the book "Great Egg-spectations"?
Charles Chickens.
What do you call someone who eats too many eggs?
An egg-oholic.
Eggs are going up again.
That'll surprise a few chickens.
What did the Egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take awhile to get me hard I just got layed by some chick!
What crime is an egg most afraid of?
Poaching.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!