What did Snow White call her chicken?
Egg White.
How do comedians like their eggs?
Funny side up.
Why did the hen lay her egg on the axe?
She wanted to hatchet.
How did the egg get up the hill?
It scrambled up.
What's an egg's favorite movie?
Over Easy Rider.
If you can't beat them...
Just have your eggs fried.
Why is the chef so mean?
He beats the eggs.
What crime is an egg most afraid of?
Poaching.
I was going to tell you a joke about an egg but it's not all it's cracked up to be.
How do eggs get around?
On a s-egg-way.
What do you call someone who eats too many eggs?
An egg-oholic.
How does a hen leave its house?
Through the eggs-it.
A man walks into a bar with a fried egg on his head.
The bartender asks, "Why have you got a fried egg on your head?"
The man replies, "Because boiled eggs fall off."
What does a meditating egg say?
Ohmmmmmmmlet.
Who tells the best egg jokes?
Comedi-hens.
What's a hen's favorite shipping company?
Federal Egg-spress.
I was walking past the store today when I saw a sign saying, "All items one-third off."
So I bought a dozen eggs. Unfortunately four of them were rotten.
What did the egg say to the clown?
You crack me up.
How many French eggs do you need?
One egg is un oeuf.
What day to eggs hate the most?
Fry-day.
Where's the best place to get information about eggs?
The hen-cyclopedia.
I went to the store today and bought some really oddly shaped eggs.
Now I can't find them. I think they've been mislaid.
Why did the one legged clown leave the cheese circus? Because he couldn't get his stilton.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
What did the Egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take awhile to get me hard I just got layed by some chick!