What's an egg's favorite tree?
A y-oak tree.
What did the egg say to the clown?
You crack me up.
My son's has never really had much of an appetite.
But suddenly today he's eaten a dozen Kinder eggs whole.
He's full of surprises.
How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it?
By dropping it seven feet. It won’t break for the first six.
Eggs - the original boneless chicken.
What type of egg refuses to come out of his shell?
An egg-arophobic.
Why is the chef so mean?
He beats the eggs.
How many French eggs do you need?
One egg is un oeuf.
Why can't you tease egg whites?
Because they can't take a yolk.
Who wrote the book "Great Egg-spectations"?
Charles Chickens.
What kind of eggs does a confused chicken lay?
Scrambled eggs.
What did the egg do when it saw the frying pan?
It scrambled.
A man walks into a bar with a fried egg on his head.
The bartender asks, "Why have you got a fried egg on your head?"
The man replies, "Because boiled eggs fall off."
What do you get if a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
My son's asked for a strange Christmas present this year. It's really cheap though so I don't mind.
I'm not sure why he wants an eggs box though.
I was visiting my dear old Grandpa the other day when he said to me, "Let me give you a bit of advice. You can't make an omelette..."
"Without breaking eggs?" I finished for him.
"No. You can't make an omelette," he said, as he scraped it into the bin.
How did the egg get up the hill?
It scrambled up.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
What sport are eggs best at?
Running.
I saw a sign earlier that said, "Free Range Eggs."
I've never heard of Range Eggs before but at least they were free so I took some.
What do you call a self-obsessed egg?
An eggomaniac.
What's a hen's favorite shipping company?
Federal Egg-spress.
Why did the one legged clown leave the cheese circus? Because he couldn't get his stilton.
What day to eggs hate the most?
Fry-day.
Who tells the best egg jokes?
Comedi-hens.