What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.