What do you call someone who steals from the keebler elves? A crook-ie
Why do kids love to clean out the cookie jar for Halloween? To make room for Halloween candy.
Why do wookies love chocolate chip cookies? Because they are chewy.
When should you take a cookie to the doctor? When it feels crummy. What do the cookie and the computer have in common? They both have chips.
The only type of cookies a cookie monster loves to eat during Halloween is Ghoul Scout Cookies.
What kind of keys do kids like to carry? Cookies!
What is green and brown and crawls through the grass? A Girl Scout who has lost her cookie.
Why does the cookie monster fear the gingerbread man? Because he’s one tough cookie.
Why do basketball players love cookies? Because they can dunk them!
Why did the cookie monster rob the keebler elves? Because they had a lot of dough.
What do ghoul scouts hope to achieve by selling halloween cookies? They hope to make a good first impression.
Know what kind of cookies rich people love? Fortune cookies.
Why do girls scouts sell cookies? They wanna make a sweet first impression.
Why would an oreo cookie need to visit a dentist? To get a filling replacement.
What do you call two cookies from the same cookie sheet who fall in love? A batch made in heaven.
What kind of cookies do poor people want during Halloween? Fortune cookies.
What made the baby cookie cry so loud? His mother was a wafer so long.
It’s common for people with heartbreaks to crumble.
If you bake an oatmeal raisin cookie at a temperature of 666 degrees, what do you call it? Raisin hell!
What kind of cookies do vulcans love? Spockolate chips.
What did the oreo cookie say to his filling? You’re my butter half.
The cookie monster couldn’t make his bed, why? Because he couldn’t find his cookie sheets.
What word backwards can predict the future? Cookies (Seikooc as in psychic of you say it).
What type of keys does the gingerbread man unlock his door with? cook-keys!
How does a cookie wish his friends for Christmas? I whisk you a merry Christmas.
What is a monster's favorite food? Ghoul scout cookies.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
How do you make Ohio State University cookies? Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling
What kind of keys does a kid skeleton use on Halloween? Cook-keys.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
How can you make a computer system cry? Delete his cookies.
Nut cookies are the best gifts for nutty friends.
What’s the perfect gift for someone who is always raisin’ the bar? Oatmeal
raisin.
What’s the best view you can get in our galaxy? A view of the milky way from mars.
Vampires love cookies too, they love No-stake cookies.
What cookie makes you rich? A fortune cookie!
What does the ginger bread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet.
What do you get when you use a cookie cutter shaped like a deer? Cookie doe!
What happened to the zombie that made him visit the doctor? He had a crummy feeling.
What’s the best thing you can put in a halloween cookie? Your teeth.