Why do kids love to clean out the cookie jar for Halloween? To make room for Halloween candy.
How does a cookie wish his friends for Christmas? I whisk you a merry Christmas.
What do you get when you use a cookie cutter shaped like a deer? Cookie doe!
What do ghoul scouts hope to achieve by selling halloween cookies? They hope to make a good first impression.
What is a monster's favorite food? Ghoul scout cookies.
When should you take a cookie to the doctor? When it feels crummy. What do the cookie and the computer have in common? They both have chips.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What’s the best view you can get in our galaxy? A view of the milky way from mars.
What does the ginger bread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet.
What is green and brown and crawls through the grass? A Girl Scout who has lost her cookie.
Why did the cookie monster rob the keebler elves? Because they had a lot of dough.
What did the oreo cookie say to his filling? You’re my butter half.
How can you make a computer system cry? Delete his cookies.
If you bake an oatmeal raisin cookie at a temperature of 666 degrees, what do you call it? Raisin hell!
How do you make Ohio State University cookies? Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.
It’s common for people with heartbreaks to crumble.
What’s the perfect gift for someone who is always raisin’ the bar? Oatmeal
raisin.
What kind of keys does a kid skeleton use on Halloween? Cook-keys.
Vampires love cookies too, they love No-stake cookies.
What kind of cookies do vulcans love? Spockolate chips.
What do you call someone who steals from the keebler elves? A crook-ie
What’s the best thing you can put in a halloween cookie? Your teeth.
Nut cookies are the best gifts for nutty friends.
What kind of cookies do poor people want during Halloween? Fortune cookies.
The only type of cookies a cookie monster loves to eat during Halloween is Ghoul Scout Cookies.
What word backwards can predict the future? Cookies (Seikooc as in psychic of you say it).
Why do girls scouts sell cookies? They wanna make a sweet first impression.
Know what kind of cookies rich people love? Fortune cookies.
What kind of keys do kids like to carry? Cookies!
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling
What cookie makes you rich? A fortune cookie!
Why would an oreo cookie need to visit a dentist? To get a filling replacement.
What do you call two cookies from the same cookie sheet who fall in love? A batch made in heaven.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
Why do basketball players love cookies? Because they can dunk them!
The cookie monster couldn’t make his bed, why? Because he couldn’t find his cookie sheets.
Why do wookies love chocolate chip cookies? Because they are chewy.
Why does the cookie monster fear the gingerbread man? Because he’s one tough cookie.
What type of keys does the gingerbread man unlock his door with? cook-keys!
What made the baby cookie cry so loud? His mother was a wafer so long.
What happened to the zombie that made him visit the doctor? He had a crummy feeling.