What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!