Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
What’s sweet and goes woof?
Pupcakes!
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.