What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What’s sweet and goes woof?
Pupcakes!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
How old was the cave man on his birthday?
Stone Age.
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.