Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
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