Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
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