Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
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