Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
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