Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
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