Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
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