Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
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