Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
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