Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
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