Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.