Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
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