Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
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