You're so ugly at Halloween kids give YOU candy.
You're so ugly after the doctor cut your cord he hung himself with it.
You're so ugly when your wife takes you to the beach they ask her what she used for bait.
You're so ugly in your family album they only keep the negatives.
You're so ugly when you were a baby your mother breastfed you through a straw.
You're so ugly that I'm going to have to stop drinking, just in case I start seeing two of you.
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
I can lose weight, but you’ll always be ugly.
If ugly were a crime, you'd get a life sentence.
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
You're so ugly that when you were born and your mother thought you were a treasure your dad suggested they bury you.