Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"You da bomb!" is a compliment in the West.
And an argument in the Middle East.
There once was a man from East Kent
Whose tool was so long that it bent
To save her some trouble
He folded it double
And instead of coming...he went.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
Why don't they teach Driver's Ed and se* education on the same day in the Middle East? They don't want to wear out the camel.
What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East? a Selfie.
There was an Old Man of the East,
Who gave all his children a feast;
But they all ate so much
And their conduct was such
That it killed that Old Man of the East.