Song Jokes

What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
What’s a gardener’s favorite Beatles song? Lettuce Be.
I asked the pianist if he could play the Chick Pea Song.
He said, "Maybe. Can you hummus a few bars?'
Are you my new favorite song? Because I'd like to hear you on repeat.
"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."
– J.R.R. Tolkien
Do you like the song "Jingle Bells"? Because you look like you go all the way!
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
The Bee Gees were such fans of onions that they even dedicated a song to it. They named it 'Chives Talking'.
When the onion band covered the song Waka Waka by Shakira, they started calling the song 'Walla Walla'.
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
Girl you are like the sweet song of a choir.
Did my Spotify playlist glitch? Because you are the only song I hear.
A Girl Named Love
A Girl Named Love A boy named Carol had a particularly rough childhood because of his uncommon name. He always got a lot of teasing and abuse at school. Eventually, he overcame his hang-up and married his high-school sweetheart. When their first child was born, he let his wife name her. She named the baby girl "Love" inspired in the same spirit as Carol's unique name. Unfortunately, Love grew up and endured much of the same teasing that Carol did, because of her strange name. She came home from school one day and screamed at her dad, asking why he gave her such a stupid name. Carol took the blame to protect his wife and apologized. In a fit of rage, Love shot him with her dart gun and ran away. Minutes later, Carol's wife came home and saw him lying on the ground. "Oh my God, what happened?!" she asked, running to him. He waved her closer, and whispered, "Shot through the heart, and you're to blame. Darling, you gave Love a bad name."
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
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