Religious

There are many grounds religious children can practice their soccer skills. However, most of them love the prayground.
What do you call a religious guy with a hard on?
A firm believer.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
People who want to share their religious views with you, almost never want you to share yours with them. -- Dave Barry
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic. -- Doris Egan
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
What do you call a very religious person that sleep walks? a Roman Catholic
I tried buying a car from a religious person and got a lemon!
I suppose you get what you prayed for..
Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.
The Supreme Court ruled there cannot be a Nativity Scene on Capitol Hill.
This isn't for any religious reason. They just haven’t been able to find Three Wise Men in DC. A search for a virgin was also fruitless. There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.