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There was a Scotsman named McFee,
who got stung on his balls by a bee,
he made tonnes of money,
by producing lots of honey,
every time he went for a pee.
Enlglysh is a Pane
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What's more amazing than a talking turkey? A spelling bee!
How does a bee travel to a tree? They get on the buzz.
Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
There was an Old Man in a tree,
Who was horribly bored by a Bee;
When they said, 'Does it buzz?'
He replied, 'Yes, it does!'
'It's a regular brute of a Bee!'
In the history of bowling, there is one bowler who floats like a butterfly and stings pretty much like a bee. His name is Muhammad Alley.
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.
What did the girl say when she was stung by a bee?
Nothing, she was allergic.
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
Scientist are shocked after discovery of a new african bee species that can keep on flying even after their heart stops.
Local tribes in fear of a zombee apocalypse
A man is holding a bee, what is in his eye?
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
What do you call a Bee who is having a bad hair day? A Frisbee.
What do you call a bee that lives in America? USB
"How do you shoot a killer bee?" "With a bee bee gun."
A Bee Attends a Bar Mitzvah
A Bee Attends a Bar Mitzvah Two bees ran into each other. The first bee asked the other how things were going. "Really bad," said the second bee. "The weather has been really wet and damp and there aren't any flowers or pollen, so I can't make any honey." "No problem," said the first bee. "Just fly down five blocks and turn left. Keep going until you see all the cars. There's a Bar Mitzvah going on and there are all kinds of fresh flowers and fruit." "Thanks for the tip," said the second bee, and he flew away. A few hours later, the two bees ran into each other again. The first bee asked, "How'd it go?" "Great!" said the second bee. "It was everything you said it would be." "Uh, what's that thing on your head?" asked the first bee. "That's my yamaka," said the second bee. "Why do you have it on, you're not Jewish." "No, but I didn't want them to think I was a wasp."